It was a lot of fun on vacation. But it was way to much sex. I was so nervous writing the last article, I not only made some typing mistakes, I spelled some words correctly but they had nothing to do with the story, so spell checker said they were ok.

I feel like I'm back in Freshman High School english class instead of writing about our sex lives. Ops, that's a no no, one shouldn't be married on here. So Mary Lou and I are thinking about getting divorce and just shacking up together that way we will fit in. The only thing we can say is Bull shit, if that's how you get your jollies, looking for spelling errors or bad grammer, we are delighted we are helping you out. We will try better in the future.

We got home a couple of days early. It would have been ok to stay awhile longer but the couple we met were married to each other so that ruined the whole thing.

We couldn't talk the two single ladies to shack up with us at the motor home. Let's see Mary Lou and I decided not to get the divorce because of our two twins.

We act and tell all the people we met to have sex with that we are just shacked up.

This causes a few problems because some of the male guest try to make of move on Mary Lou than just a quick play or play job. That does something for my ego. We called Elisa, the Afro-American lady that use to babysit for us. We knew she had a boyfriend and was shacking up with him. She said, "Wow I was wondering if you two would ever call me again. I really loved the sex we had. I heard about your or is that yur doing a little DP now. Big Bill my boyfriend as suggested we find a male with a length about the same size as his for me try a little DP.

So when can we get together for some fun? Mary Lou said, "If you can come out tonight and maybe spend a couple of days it would be wonderful.

" Elisa and Big Bill, showed up about an hour later. We took them out to the 'Love Nest" showed them around. I said, "Before we get started would everyone like to have a little something to eat?" We all agreed to that. Big Bill and I grilled some hamburgers. Elisa and Mary Lou fixed the trimmings. Beings were are just shacked up we washed the whole mess down with a few cold beers.

I said, "Let's all get naked, you ladies go in and do what ever it is you do. Big Bill and use the other bathroom to clean up, then I'll use it when he's done.

That is proper isn't in today's circles, ladies can use the bathroom at the same time, gentlemen use it one at a time. LOL Caps mean it's real loud. We got back out to the party room.

I said do you ladies what our manhoodes in your lovely mouths, warmthes, lovee or loves both are the plural form of the word. Elisa and Mary Lou said, "Knock it off and get over here. I want to show her how neat these padded tables work to give a person good oral sex, or any other kind of sex. We all had a great two days of sex. Now don't check this for sex content, but please tell us how we did on the english and spelling. If it didn't get your jollies off, let us know we will try harder the next time. LOL, SPLIT A GUT, UP CHUCK FROM LAUGHING SO LOAD. ABOVE ALL HAVE A NICE DAY.