About 20 years ago I was a curious horny sex starved mid 20s Aussie guy. A friend knew a guy who ran " singles dinner cruises " on a local waterway. A free ticket and meal got me interested. We proceeded to get on a big 50ft houseboat cruiser for the night. about 40 gals and about 15 guys!! Needless to say we all had lots of womens interest despite beeing just average joes! 12 midnite the gals decided to visit a late night disco a few miles away. Turned out it was a hens nite and theyd privately booked the room! anyway story was my friend was drunk, and was being a thingyhead.. One of his unsuccessful conquests hung off me to get away and was as horny as all hell.

She was about 40yo cuddly and gagging for it.. About 2.30am we were off home.

I was on early shift and started work at 5am! All I wanted was 2 hrs sleep! next.. Back at her place she just about tore my clothes off.

Said she'd hadn't any sex for 3 years... So my zzz 's wasn't goin to happen! She stripped off as did I.. I started to eat her softness and she was squirming and wetttt..

She said" how much can you get in there?.. ...try your hand! I proceeded to play with the biggest sex I'd ever got near. Man my whole hand entered like a prick in a bucket..

She pushed down too so I got heaps in , I was amazed. I liked doggy but she wanted it from the front .. saying shed like to see a length in her again. This was before aids days, but being a a gentleman and b nearly asleep and wanting to get home, I said wheres our condoms? Play those, she said, I'll sort it out.. She ran naked to the kitchen.

I heard a tearing noise.. She ran back in with 2 feet of plastic cling wrap, the sort you wrap your sandwiches in!!! And proceeded to wrap my 9 inch length in it! round and round like covering a lunchbox saveloy!! I was amazed.

She said " I'm so horny I'm not goin to miss out on a play" I proceeded to shag away. She said I wasn't very big as she didn't feel full! A mutated zebra thingy would have had trouble filling her I thought! Any way I blew my load And Cling wrap as a prophelactic? 0 out of 10!! Oozing sprog went everywhwere.. Almost straight away her alcohol and lack of sleep caught up. I snuck out quietly and put it in my memory banks.

Never saw her again Alas she was a mad smoker and even a root for me was put off by a smokers breath..

A true story . N Australia