A guy and a girl end up falling asleep in the same bed after a night of partying.

In the middle of the night, the girl wakes the guy up complaining she is cold and asks if he would he go and get her a blanket. The guy replies Why don't we just pretent that we are married.

The girl smiles and says in a soft sexy voice OK sweety.

The guy then says GO GET YOUR OWN PLAYING BLANKET!